The Narrative of Kurt & Becky

So far in the past three weeks I have seen a bee swarm twice. Just like a cartoon. A giant buzzing crazy mass of bees. I wonder if they were killer bees? I wanted to mention this because I have never been stung. I don’t want to be stung. Once at drill team in high school I witnessed a girl get stung – it happened before my very eyes there on the grass by the baseball practice field. Then a few years ago I told Kurt that I would go home from whatever I am doing if I get stung. For example if I were at school and I got stung, I’d go home. When I saw the swarms I thought I was dead meat -like McCauley Culkin in My Girl. I didn’t die, thank goodness so says I.

Canada is the best, eh? Baked goods galore.

I don’t like living on the ground floor. It makes your home so much more prone to Zombie attacks. They can just barge into your home. When I mentioned this to Kurt he reassured me that we can simply grab his swords, “that’s what they are for.” It is so simple. I feel so much better.

I remember a time before we watched this show. Kurt said let’s watch this show ‘House.’ He said “Stephen watches it.” (shout out: Hey Stephen and Michelle!). I said “yeah okay, let’s watch it.” We love it. He is a jerk but a lovable one. His mean behaviour only works because his ego demands perfection which means that he saves lives. Of course the actor Hugh Laurie is a fantastically talented actor and comedian. Tonight’s new episode was highly anticipated – especially by Kurt.