The Narrative of Kurt & Becky

So we had this contest at work – it really wasn’t a huge deal – more or less something to make a tedious task more fun. There were four of us competing. Honestly it was kind of unfair because it was reliant upon the employees response. But the prizes… I do not care how hokey-pokey, corny, cheap, expensive, awesome, whatever…the prize is who doesn’t want to win? There were cool prizes to be had and several to chose from…
I WON!! This means I had top pick and I got to choose three (then because it was so fun everyone else got to pick 2 each! I got a metal business card holder w/company logo, an expensive metal can cozy and/or small insulated mug w/company logo. But my FIRST CHOICE was……….

Reference: Urban dictionary “Bum bag = The British equivalent to a fanny pack, because fanny back in Britain means something entirely different. (Let’s just say, in England, only women have fannies.)”

I got this fun little thing for myself, Mom and Blair & Christie after John mentioned one day that his Mom (shout out: Hey Romayne!) has a butter dispenser for corn on the cob. I personally have a deep rooted love for Bed, Bath and Beyond, and so I was there decided to get this cute little fella and a couple of his friends. This way, we can be almost as fancy as Romayne and her giant gourmet kitchen.

Now I find out there is a Butter Girl?! Cute!
Anyway, we busted out le Garçon de Beurre on Sunday whilst enjoying some corn. Here’s Butterboy’s issue.

Look at this guy. Hey cool guy, will you be my friend?